I said Brrrrrrrrrrrrr…..It’s cold in Here…..


Let’s just be honest. It’s freezing up here in these upper states…..I honestly do not know how I survived to adulthood…..with all our moaning and groaning and new age cradling of society today we have missed an enormous group of people……the frozen….Yep, you heard me right!!! Why are there no special incentives for the fact that 19 months out of the year it is 8 degrees in Michigan with a windchill of -45??? That should actually qualify me for forgiveness of my entire student loan debt….I am just saying….every day that we stood and froze to death (it is a documented fact that I have been frozen to death and reheated repeatedly throughout my childhood) should be met with a multiplier that erases dollar for dollar debt owed to any school that is BELOW the frost line…..if the child went to College in the North…..well, a multiplier of .08 because the life long skill of Euchre will serve one well in life and is worth a certain amount of suffering……I adore my home state…..I constantly miss it when I am down in warm North Carolina….I crave sea foam candy, Chuckwagon pizza, smile cookies from Wesco, Squirt, getting a dime back for all my pop bottles, being able to buy liquor at the grocery store or a gas station (sometimes it’s the little things in life), and smelt that are only available up in Ludington ……but it is bone cutting, COLD….it is the type of cold in which one dare not inhale too quickly…..lest a booger become a lethal ICE BULLET and shoot directly to your brain…..and kill you…..it could happen……

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