Windows 3000

Why did they Jack with windows??!!! All I wanted was a nice little laptop….nothing fancy. I am not Elle Woods….I have no desire to “bend and snap” over a sassy little Pink Mac Book…..I wanted a nice sturdy, trail worthy, black laptop……I sent Guitar Man AKA Tech Support to the giant buy of best’s store to purchase said device…….I even caveated there was no need for GLITTER……

Guitar Man in true crew support fashion returned to the casa with a nice black machine that appeared to fit the bill……it of course required six hours of massage by my tech support but then was ready for me to take on the world with…….EXCEPT…….it has Windows 3000…..

This is how I know that Windows 3000 stinkith like the arse end of a large labradoodle that has gotten into a garbage can full of week old Egg-Fo-Chung………my seventeen year old won’t use it……the child that has the Technical grace to text me from both a kindle reader or VHS player. She can work, run, slave, upgrade, vine, snapchat, or ap anything.

What’s a blogger to do…….what have I been doing? Writing less than I should and complaining……Anyone got any ideas??